Ireland

We're big fans of the rare insults over here. You know, those insults that are inventive, cunning, utterly ruthless, and ideal for stowing away in your arsenal for the next time that you're inspired to crush someone's spirit in a way that they've never had their spirits crushed before. As it turns out, Irish insults are pure gold. They could definitely fit well into some creative writing as well, if you're ever on the hunt for ways to spice up that dialogue between characters. Check out some more rare insults that creatively roasted people to oblivion over here. 

This gem of a thread from Tumblr uses various cultural stereotypes to imagine hilariously accurate recipes. The American one might've missed the mark a little bit cause they forgot the spice packet. 

Don't look a gift turtle in the mouth. Specifically a leatherneck turtle. Here's a collection of images from history and today of seriously unsettling realities. You wouldn't like to think that centipedes could get that big, but they do. NOPE.

Ah, St. Paddy's Day has finally rolled into booze-ridden, dizzied view yet again. The boozehounds have finally found a decent enough excuse to carpe that diem. Bars near and far offer up questionably generous drinking specials that almost always seem to result in someone (maybe you) stuffing your face full of grease-soaked food with ferocious intensity, after going one too many rounds with that good 'ol pal named Jameson.