Growing up when Grand Theft Auto was new was one hell of a time. Many of us had to hide the game from our parents, but it was still inevitable that they'd catch you doing some unsavory stuff. We always wondered how people with very strict or very religious parents dealt with it. They made for some interesting scenes, like how this person's religious dad out-religioned some evangelists at the door.
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While playing GTA V can seem like an excuse to watch a windmill destroy a bunch of cars or stopping trains as Superman, it's important to remember the first time you played. You probably laughed manically and shot people in the face. What a good time.
That's where this dude's at. He's having a moment, so let's enjoy it with him.
高速道路に風車を一本生やすだけでずっと見ていられる pic.twitter.com/OoNkH32bxD
— ガタオ (@YEStakoprey) February 22, 2017
There's a whole world out there, but the one in GTA V is so much funnier, and this is why.
Someone modded GTA V to put a windmill in the middle of a highway, and it's just picking up cars and tossing them. God, it's satisfying.
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Mario's good at a lot of things: Running, jumping, getting big, turning into a fire dude, being a doctor, plumbing, painting, and driving a go kart.
One thing he's not particularly good at is being a real-live human being.
YouTuber CrowbCat made a few modifications to the trailer for Super Mario Odyssey, the game that sticks Mario in a realistic urban setting, which only highlights how weird looking Mario really is. He did them one better, stucking a 6-foot tall Mario inside Grand Theft Auto, so you can see how gross it is for Mario to go to the strip club. Weird.
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The idea of Mario, not only disrespecting Peach this way, but also engaging in any type of sexual situation makes me sick to my stomach. But aside from that, you can see Mario drive and explode in a helicopter, fall off a building, and meet a hail of gunfire at the hands of the Liberty City Police.
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