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'What am I supposed to do now, genius?': Entitled customer orders used car part, wears fancy suit to pick it up from the auto salvage yard

Remy Millisky

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Dad accuses son of losing wrench he lost himself, son buys him new wrench as a gift for every event for the rest of his life: 'This Father's Day will be wrench number 55!'

Ben Weiss

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Top Dad Jokes of the Week to Prepare for Father's Day (June 9, 2024)

Ben Weiss

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Babysitter falls asleep on the job and fails to hear the baby crying, resulting in a dispute when the parents find out: ‘Hire a nanny next time’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Top 10+ stories of technologically incompetent parents: 'My mother [uses] FB status as a search engine'

Ben Weiss

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'The guy wanted that go-kart': Go-kart employee stunned by oblivious customer's odd request

Remy Millisky

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‘I told you so’: Kid unplugs computer during a thunderstorm to prevent it from frying, stepdad demands he plugs it back, then blames kid when the computer stops working

Bar Mor Hazut

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‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them

Eleonora Bader

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'What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (May 2, 2024)

Ben Weiss

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'The exact apartment he had for $150 is now $2,400': Hardworking Gen Xer gives his dad a wakeup call after getting criticized for not being a homeowner

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Gen X dude confronts his father after getting hypocritical advice about retirement: ‘He retired at 50… but [I'm 56] and should continue to work?’

Jesse Kessenheimer

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College graduate informs father she won't take care of him in old age, prompting him to move her monthly allowance of $1000 into a retirement plan instead: ‘You’ll be on your own'

Eleonora Bader

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School Admin insists on name-based email address policy, teacher gets unfortunately inappropriate email upsetting parents: 'I went ahead and followed orders'

Brad Dickson

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Kid breaks his phone at school rather than letting it be confiscated, now the parents want the school to pay: 'You better pay for my son's phone!'

Brad Dickson

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‘He’s coming with us': Woman demands friends leave their toddler at home after organizing a vacation together, leading to a dispute

Eleonora Bader

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'We worked things out and promised not to drive each other crazy on purpose': Teen drives dad mad for months by moving his stuff within 1-meter radius, revenge wholesomely brings them closer

Isabella Penn

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