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Grown Man Gets Grounded By Father-In-Law

This is one of those surreal posts that we just hope can't be real life. Is this guy in fact a grown man, asking the people of Reddit what to do after his father-in-law "grounded him." My dude. It is time to take the reins in that wild little thing you call your life, and either stop throwing up BS posts like this; or if you really did just get grounded by your stepdad...move the hell out! 

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Dad Drives Off Jehovah's Witnesses By Inviting Them In and Getting Hammered

Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.

Dad gets annoyed by jehova's witnesses, so he invites them in, gets drunk and starts showing them his guns before they run away.
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Couple Stiffs Plumber Dad So He Grouts Their Bathroom With Sugar

Turns out sugar isn't just for destroying car engines. When this couple decided that their bathroom should look different than how they asked for two weeks before, payed half and demanded the guy finish the job, he took revenge into his own hands. Revenge on customers isn't exactly advisable, but boy is it satisfying to hear about.

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50 Shameless Individuals Share the Most Dad Thing They Did This Year

It's all about being proud of unnecessary projects, falling asleep during your shows, and fiscal responsibility. You don't even have to have kids to do some dad stuff. All you need is a fleeting sense of responsibility and a propensity for puns. Speaking of puns, check out these dad jokes that'll make you facepalm hard.

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Guy's Wholesome Twitter Thread Explains How His Dad Is Asian Ron Swanson

Twitter user @Kane made a list of anecdotes about his garage-meat-hanging, big-cutlery-distrusting government worker father in honor of Father's Day. When he gets to the frat-crashing and explanation of government work, the parallels really start to line up. Here are some silly and wholesome dad moments shared on twitter for the world to laugh at.

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This dude impressively stopped an out of control umbrella in its tracks moments before it would've slammed into his car window. Hell yeah. That little girl got it right.

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Chilling Story About A Father's Gut Instinct Saving His Daughter's Life

Father of the Year Candidate right here! Dad's gut instinct pulling through in the clutch like no other. This story was both victorious and absolutely terrifying. 

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Photoshopping Dad Makes His Baby Do Manly Things

Imgur user and adept Photoshopper bonebowlwas able to catch his young son doing some pretty impressive things for a young man his age. 

He says "Our son was born premature 9 weeks early weighing just under 3 lbs. I like to joke that he wasn't premature, he's just advanced.  So I took some pictures of him doing some manly grown-up things."

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13 Wild Wedding Interruptions People Witnessed

It's your special day. What could be nicer than having an ex blow up or a pirate walk in? Some people have a pretty bad problem with holding their peace.

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Hilariously Dark Thread About Father’s Ashes Is Ultimate Dad Joke

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

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33 Parents Share the Most Expensive Things Their Kids Have Destroyed

Ahh, the joys of parenting. Rearing your offspring from infancy just so that they can destroy everything you own, love, and aspire to be. Not to say that there aren't perks to being a parent, but this post is not about those things. This post is about when you have to remember how much you love you child when they destroy your new flatscreen TV, your car or one of your body parts. I'm not exaggerating. The brave parents of Reddit shared the very worst things their children have destroyed, and I'm secretly glad that I don't have kids yet. 

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