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In true Henry the 8th fashion, this guy has decided he wants a son to carry on his family name. Judging by some of the criteria here, it looks like the kind of thing an entitled person who makes laughable demands would try to pull off. It's unclear if writing up a big offer full of rules and ultimatums is a good way to carry on one's genes, but hey, most of us haven't tried. Either way, This dude is making some pretty wild promises about his future kid.

It's dad joke time. Are they dad jokes in the proper sense? Not really, but they are jokes about dads and for dads, and that's good enough. Here are some more tweets and memes to keep dads going through these dark times, and here are dad memes that go father than ever before.

A name can be a pretty important thing. It's your first introduction to someone and people with overly obstructive names sometimes want to change them. That's why there can be excessive drama over what someone wants to name their kid, and fears over if it will lead to them getting bullied. In this case a not great father covertly named a baby without permission, and years later it came back to haunt him.

What's amazing is that this is about a relationship that's years and years old. The guy must have finally found the free time to send the thing. It's got everything. It's got calls to restore honor, it's got promises of divine punishment, and even the references are cited. He seems to be less interested in the honor part and more into what kind of divine punishment befits the dude. Sometimes relationships ending can lead to some unintended consequences, like the petty things divorced people have done to spite their ex.

This dad asked the folks of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for admitting during a marriage counseling session, that he regretted having kids. This confession comes with a statement from him, saying that he loved the hell out of them, but in hindsight realized that the whole parenting/marriage situation wasn't for him. To make matters more grim and complicated, his wife proceeded to tell their six-year-old about what he said. Ouch. 

This is one of those surreal posts that we just hope can't be real life. Is this guy in fact a grown man, asking the people of Reddit what to do after his father-in-law "grounded him." My dude. It is time to take the reins in that wild little thing you call your life, and either stop throwing up BS posts like this; or if you really did just get grounded by your stepdad...move the hell out! 

Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.

Turns out sugar isn't just for destroying car engines. When this couple decided that their bathroom should look different than how they asked for two weeks before, payed half and demanded the guy finish the job, he took revenge into his own hands. Revenge on customers isn't exactly advisable, but boy is it satisfying to hear about.

It's all about being proud of unnecessary projects, falling asleep during your shows, and fiscal responsibility. You don't even have to have kids to do some dad stuff. All you need is a fleeting sense of responsibility and a propensity for puns. Speaking of puns, check out these dad jokes that'll make you facepalm hard.

Twitter user @Kane made a list of anecdotes about his garage-meat-hanging, big-cutlery-distrusting government worker father in honor of Father's Day. When he gets to the frat-crashing and explanation of government work, the parallels really start to line up. Here are some silly and wholesome dad moments shared on twitter for the world to laugh at.

Why'd he have to go and make us feel emotions! It hurts. 

Father of the Year Candidate right here! Dad's gut instinct pulling through in the clutch like no other. This story was both victorious and absolutely terrifying. 

Imgur user and adept Photoshopper bonebowlwas able to catch his young son doing some pretty impressive things for a young man his age. 

He says "Our son was born premature 9 weeks early weighing just under 3 lbs. I like to joke that he wasn't premature, he's just advanced.  So I took some pictures of him doing some manly grown-up things."

It's your special day. What could be nicer than having an ex blow up or a pirate walk in? Some people have a pretty bad problem with holding their peace.