Well this has all the makings of a solid panic attack. Dude's just minding his own business, going about doing his job, and then boom: you find yourself being interrogated by some alarmed feds. Yikes.
FBI
It would behoove scammers to not use photos of easily searchable adult film stars. After quickly being found out, this scammer did a strange thing and admitted to being a fraud. That said, this revelation still didn't stop our main man from messing with the poor guy. He's just trying to get "medicine for his sick grandma" after all.
Twitter is up in flames following news that the former national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, will be pleading guilty to the count of lying to the F.B.I. about having a conversation with the Russian ambassador last December. Flynn's the first Trump administration official that's been charged as part of Mueller's $5 million dollar probe.
Via Washington Post
The glossary was recently made public through a Freedom of Information request by the group MuckRock, which posted the PDF, called "Twitter shorthand," online. Despite its name, this isn't just Twitter slang: As the FBI's Intelligence Research Support Unit explains in the introduction, it's a primer on shorthand used across the Internet, including in "instant messages, Facebook and Myspace."
Yes, that does say Myspace.
The gems above definitely needed to be archived. I'm so glad I now know all the leet internet slang the youth of the internet use!
