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Guy's story of accidentally stealing a van | r/tifu Posted by u/Air911 21 hours ago O TIFU by accidentally stealing car drove my wife's van work save miles on lease parked and she has keyless start so just left keys right car (who's going steal car out my work parking lot after all Anyway, at lunch like drive over our other building 's down street play pool with some buddy's did stayed about 45 mins and headed back. But, as driving back noticed car pretty clean, and my wife's car is usually pret

Dude Accidentally Steals Identical Van

funny unprofessional "not my job" failures | electronic road sign WINTER CONDITIONS DRIVE WITH CAKE | crooked parking space road marks

"Not My Job" Moments of Professional Ineptitude

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Customer tries to scam a bar for free drinks, and then a non-alcoholic petty revenge ensues. | r/pettyrevenge Join u/dearghewls 6d 8 e 8 3 3 1 8 2 Lady wanted get drinks free, so made them worth price bartender and area work is upper class and petty as hell. As tell people all time don't go out here just work here One random night not too long ago l'm making drinks at well servers take their customers at their tables while other bartenders handle our bar top guests.

Customer Tries To Scam Bar For Free Drinks, Non-Alcoholic Revenge Ensues

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Pilot's So Terrible It's Actually Impressive

The dumbest things that people have ever heard. | tocanofd 9h S 1 Award sat next girl bio who got 40% on our first test. She seemed quite pleased and said now she only needed get 40% again have an average 80 O Reply 1 222

Dumbest Things People Have Ever Heard

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An entitled teen wants to steal a tattoo artist's design, doesn't understand their frustration. | going get tattoo. 1h Reply Hide replies sel tattoo rights and linework on my Etsy buy and can get clean like work file give tattooer! 1h Reply

Entitled Teen Wants To Steal Tattoo Artist's Design, Doesn't Understand Their Anger

A garage owner tries to screw over a Grandpa, and Grandpa decides to buy guy's garage. | r/ProRevenge u/ROKexpat 10h Join 3 4 my Grandpa became owner gas station/garage My family immigrated America 1880s and settled Nebraska were farmers first 80 years or so, but back 1960s my Great Grandma decided she going sell entire farm before she died and simply give her sons 1/3 money inheritance she passed (she had 3 sons 1969 my Great Grandma passed, and her 3 sons inherited money she had earned selling

Garage Owner Tries To Screw Over Grandpa, Grandpa Buys Garage

A regional director doesn't understand how a computer reboot works, so IT enlightens them. | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/Oricu 1y shut computer down every single night Long Whenever user puts ticket about their computer being slow first thing do is check uptime. Nine times out ten, there's system uptime (on Windows 7 at well over 40 days and reboot clears up all their problems. Occasionally user argues about this and today one those days.

Regional Director Doesn't Understand Computer Reboot, IT Patiently Enlightens Them

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Old Man Immeasurably Disappointed By Appraisal At Antiques Roadshow

Woman's tired of neighbor's screaming children, wants to blast music. | ?1231B2 AITA telling my neighbour will just blast music over her kids yelling Not hole f26) moved into new house purchased. My new neighbour two days later came over say hello and asked if had kids said no and she pretty much said (not word word oh hope don't mind all noise mine make, they can get very loud She has 3 kids, which guessing are all under 6 and l've already heard them haven't finished unpacking yet but where use

Woman's Tired Of Neighbor's Screaming Children, Wants To Blast Music

Boutique employee thinks they're touching bat, and then they learn otherwise. | r/tifu u/Tajinaddict 1d Join 1 12 11 S 13 21 TIFU by touching thought leaf M work at boutique sell clothes and perfume and candles kind stuff. So last week were rearranging racks sale and my boss tells move some pants around.

Bat Invades Boutique Store, Chaos Ensues

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Mother-in-law tries to "fix" her daughter's wedding, so the family intervenes. | r/entitledparents Join u/BrigadoonRoseFall 12d 1 2 W1 28 35 S 42 8 40 's basically my wedding! XL So this is story about my SIL's mother happened just over 8 years ago. My SIL brought this up during family zoom call which one my nieces immediately asked write up here s taken few days since call get all typed ended up with monster wall text, but tried cut lot out too! There is TLDR at bottom too hope all enjoy this

Mother-In-Law Tries To "Fix" Daughter's Wedding, Family Intervenes

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Broken Air Conditioner Plays Jazz Drum Solo

A collection of the pettiest reasons that people ever held grudges. | SierraMikeHotel 19h My wife is still angry with over dream she had years ago which cheated on her with faceless woman. Seriously Reply 42

Pettiest Reasons People Held Grudges

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An animal crossing player's dreams completely fall apart, and then it gets worse. | reading thread about why animal crossing players restart so many times and ppl keep talking about villagers wronged them past" like im sorry did squirrel do ask retrieve pocket pikachu too many times s squirrel

Twitter Thread: Animal Crossing Player's Dreams Completely Implode

people who regretted treating themselves | mozgw4 2 days ago 2 3 3 3 Thought never been on cruise want go on cruise now So booked 2 week Caribbean cruise suite, with wife. Who, on arrival, decided she didn't like anymore and spent 2 weeks avoiding so spent 2 weeks on my own on this bloody ship divorced now.

People Who Tried To Treat Themselves and Failed