So supremely uncool.

Just another day in Florida.

Dude, buckle those bootstraps.

So sketch.

Serves that nosy neighbor right.

It's a process.

Just a little bit of entitlement going on there.

Pretty uncool.

Absolutely serves them right.

An unplanned remix.

Serves them right.

Supremely uncool behavior.

He had it coming.

She stood her ground.

Andre Pegeron is a writer and comedian based in California. For some reason, he still loves his hometown Detroit Lions. Read his tweets about comedy, sports, and cities at @andrepegeron .

Of course Jason Segel and Paul Rudd are cool.