"Y'all wanna see something cool?"

The straw that broke the camel's back...

Maybe the weirdest part of this whole thing is that all of it was loose? Like, even if it was all in a duffel bag there would still be an atom of plausible deniability there. But nah, he just had to make it so damningly obvious. Also you know that crowd is just waiting for the cops to leave so they can sweep up whatever they can.

Where the cola choices are Poopsi and Cake.

To be honest, it's always been a little tempting while driving to see if you could make it down a set of stairs. But it's not exactly a thing most of us would want to risk with our own cars and/or stairs. Luckily this smooth-brain ventured on to find out for the rest of us that, yeah, it's possible, but no, it's not advisable. Now the real challenge is seeing if they can make it back up.

Break a leg out there!

"No regrets."

I'll pay you in exposure!

This is not a situation where it is fair to split the bill.

That would be pretty cool.

Absolutely absurd.

Woops.

Probably best to keep that temper in check.

Awkward if true.

Poor lad gets unmatched when he pretends to text like a bot.

Pretty presumptuous fellow