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AskReddit replies to people's "screw this, I quit!" stories | askingxalice 2h First job at mcdonalds. 3 different managers all telling do different things, and getting mad listen others overheard worst manager say people at register (and many customers behind counter Someone need teach Alice do her job didn't even say anything. Just walked out.

People's "Screw This, I Quit!" Stories

Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!

Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

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People describe the worst compliments they've received | _WhoTheFuckAml_ 23h One my seniors once told reminded him his younger self problem is he is like worst guy my office hurt .

The Worst Compliments People Have Received

A collection of wins and fails from different people on Tinder | Rachel, 20 1 mile away active 14 minutes ago About Rachel tbh just want get some free chipotle out this | Samantha, 21 7 miles away Active 1 day ago Standing tall at 5'2 want do adult things with whispers* taxes *panting softly* pay mortgage *moans* make sure turned off all lights, our utility bill fucking $300 this month

Tinder Triumphs And Failures Of Epic Proportions

self entitled woman gets kicked off a plane and threatens to harm people's jobs

Flashback Fail: Self-Important Woman Kicked Off Flight

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Funny misspelled words on signs | fried catfist | CHOCOLATE NOW $0.87 1.20 Almojoy 45g Crunchie 44g Spunow 49g SKOR 39g SICKERS 52g SpundW Dove 40g DARK CHOCOLATE butter NICKERS 52G COFF NHE Eat.More 52g WUNDER BAR 58g 58g

Spelling So Bad It's Creative

DoorDash employee cheated out of extra compensation | JENIFER D would like check still wait order? Yeah, if pay is increased 6 Not going cut .

DoorDash Employee Promised Extra Compensation, Never Gets It

A collection of movie quotes that people use all the time that nobody recognizes | itsMondaybackwards 5h If not back 5 minutes just wait longer. Ace Ventura Jim Carrey

Movie Quotes People Used That Nobody Recognized

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Funny, stupid, creepy and dirty design fails | family tree arranged so that a brother and sister produce a dog offspring | shirt that says the 7th annual capital jazz jizz fest

Weird and Dumb Design Fails That Don't Make The Cut

Parent accidentally raises a master manipulator toddler | TIFU by raising master manipulator Hi all thought screwing up my entire family's sleep schedule with wormbaby would be my worst screw up this year, but forgot every day parenting is chance screw yourself over somehow. This one has been building up since Monday. My toddler turned 2 this past weekend and same day found out our school shut down due must-not-be-named now teach home while 2 year old yells at her now-crawling sister stop playin

Parent Accidentally Raises Master Manipulator Toddler

funny mistakes and failures that were someone's one job | B. WEAR HELMET HELMET SAVES LIFE 12RCYA man riding a motorcycle without safety gear | square pizza in a box that came with the pizza cutter stuck in it

People and Things Failing at Their One Job

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A patient's dark sense of humor sends the medical professional into a panic | Tifu MRI scan by having dark sense humour poor med tech. So have neurological disability among other health issues use wheelchair, My legs are pretty useless most time had an MRI scan appointment my head; neck and spine. All is going plan nurses tell they will play some music as 's pretty long scan 20ish minutes Despite having had many scans they still scare mainly due cage goes over face which makes feel like

Patient's Dark Sense Of Humor Sends Medical Professional Into Panic

A collection of kitchen design fails | small old fashioned kitchen bathroom combination green cabinets and tiled walls with a shower and a washing machine between the kitchen appliances

Terrible Kitchen Designs Hatched From The Heart Of Failure

A video of a man displaying his new fence to keep his dog in, then the dog jumps over the fence.

Guy Proudly Displays New Fence To Keep Dog In

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Times people said something so strange or dumb that others thought they were joking | closettransman 2.1k points 2 days ago edited 1 day ago "Is there J alphabet This year 12 student. Her name Judith. Edit This rural Australia. No other languages other than English. No religion. No accent other than Aussie. No other cultural background.

Absurd Things People Said In Complete Seriousness

Funny fails of kids doing strange and stupid things | teaboot playing volleyball gym with kids and this little boy got hit head and like "oh geez okay dude' and he just said 'Yeah real strong watch this' and punched himself face teaboot said be gentle with his brain and he told no really 's okay look' and had physically block him slamming his forehead into brick wall teaboot Superman's preschool teachers all deserved raises

Moments that Go to Show How Kids are Weird and Dumb

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35 Pictures of People Who Had 1 Job and Managed to Get It Completely Wrong

35 Pictures of People Who Had 1 Job and Managed to Get It Completely Wrong

Adult daughter reluctant to help mother with $6,000 dental bill on medical credit card, after already losing $8,000 to mother’s past credit card misuse: ‘She said she didn't realize what she was doing’

Adult daughter reluctant to help mother with $6,000 dental bill on medical credit card, after already losing $8,000 to mother’s past credit card misuse: ‘She said she didn't realize what she was doing’

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