According to this Very Scientific and Completely Robust Study*, this is a chart ranking the average size of... uh... dude parts in the United States. High fives to the Dakotas, maybe there's something to those flyover states after all...
*Note: Study based on the frequency of online purchases of plus-sized condoms. So, you know, that doesn't really mean anything.
Instructions:
1. Stretch
2. Grasp book
3. Assume position (see above)
4. Hold position for required amount of time
5. Cool down
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