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According to this Very Scientific and Completely Robust Study*, this is a chart ranking the average size of... uh... dude parts in the United States. High fives to the Dakotas, maybe there's something to those flyover states after all...

*Note: Study based on the frequency of online purchases of plus-sized condoms. So, you know, that doesn't really mean anything.

We all wish this was real.

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Instructions:

1. Stretch

2. Grasp book

3. Assume position (see above)

4. Hold position for required amount of time

5. Cool down

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