Canada

Always a beautiful thing to see the authorities of the world not taking themselves too seriously; or this police department is entirely oblivious to how naturally ridiculous and hilarious their 'news update tweets' are. 

These are hilariously accurate, eh? 

For such nice people, the Canadians have a knack for getting mercilessly trolled. Maybe they're so nice and sorry all the time, they actually need to apologize for THAT at this point. Or they set themselves up for being the butt end of many 'a joke, all too easily, all the time. 

Meanwhile in Canada...

Twitter didn't disappoint. We'd watch the shit out of these shows, preferably with a fat platter of poutine within arm's reach. 

Is this a booze-soaked call for immigration or what, Canada? Eh?

Feast your eyes on the newest hire for the TSA. This freshly lit up, entirely wrecked dude who thankfully wasn't harmed (cause this is Canada after all) probably needed smelling salts to get back up after that thunderous clothesline.