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Tumblr Thread: Cultural Stereotypes Inspire Hilarious Recipes

This gem of a thread from Tumblr uses various cultural stereotypes to imagine hilariously accurate recipes. The American one might've missed the mark a little bit cause they forgot the spice packet. 

A funny Tumblr thread uses cultural stereotypes to imagine various hilarious recipes | thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans stuff and put them pan congrats cooked
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The genuine relief-induced laughter as he's looking around at the end is some wholesome gold. Apparently this Canadian legend's name is Mike Ranta, and he's infamous for being a tremendous canoeist. Legend has it that he's paddled across Canada at least three times. Insane. 

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Non Canadians First Thoughts When Thinking Of Canada

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the first things that Non Canadians think of when considering Canada. Things like poutine, ice hockey, and the legal drinking age of 19 seem to be some of people's ideas of Canada. Oh, also, kindness, sweet wholesome kindness. 

Non Canadians describe their first thoughts when thinking of Canada | dQw4w9WgXcQ•6d 2 Awards First picture beautiful flag simplicity and elegance which makes perfect flag. Then picture map huge county covered unique and interesting nature. Then picture mounties. Dressed their sophisticated red uniforms, gracefully riding their horses. Then picture downtown Vancouver where saw hobo taking piss his hat.
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Tumblr Conspiracy Theorizes Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's Son

We're confident that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is not in fact the illegitimate son of the late Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro. What we do know for sure is that light conspiracy theories are fun. Here's Tumblr's goofy take on the minimal, but strangely compelling evidence. For more Tumblr, here are some hilarious and random Tumblr gems.

Tumblr conspiracy theory that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son | unstumpabledeplorable Search feelings know be true. Canada prime minister Cuba dictator comparison thread
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Via CBC News
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The Ontario woman is looking for an apology from the police in Georgia, who arrested, handcuffed, and charged her because she was driving with a Canadian license. No idea what those cops were thinking. Sheesh. 

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Canadian Takes Revenge On Neighbor With Frozen Trash Can

Revenge really is best served frozen. We love a good neighbor revenge story here, and this one is an absolute classic. Somewhere in the icy, frozen lands of Canada a dad reaches his limit for the amount of BS he will put up with from a rude, loud neighbor who simply refuses to get a clue. So, dad uses a frozen trash can to take his glorious revenge. The look on that neighbor's face when the cop reality checked him must've been priceless. 

Canadian takes revenge on his loud and rude neighbor with a frozen trash can | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/[deleted 1y 1 3 3 Revenge is best served frozen don't own car and live at end cul-de-sac have people use my driveway all time turn around s not huge deal little annoying they compact snow and 's harder shovel but whatever.One my neighbours had ride service come pick up their child every day van would park my spot and begin honking at like 8am worked nights at time half time he'd be half parked on
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Via WKRG
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Everyone just play safe, and drive carefully. A solid video demonstration on how easy it is to miss seeing a motorcycle. 

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There are worse ways to let down your family, but damn, getting a simple question so confidently wrong has gotta sting. Especially when she gets mocked by the host. Given that it's Family Feud Canada, she probably feels real sorry right about now.

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Everyone's felt like these raccoons at some point in their lives. It helps that they're all just so ridiculously cute. 

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Last year in Spruce Grove, Alberta, two suspects put up a fight the likes of which made for an absolutely riveting two and a half minutes of security footage. While the man amazingly (and stupidly) faces off with a police offer, the woman tries to find an alternate route out. Oh, and it's set to music too. 

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NEVER fall asleep around army people...Unless you want the rude awakening of a lifetime! 

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Petition to Sell Montana to Canada Is Well on It's Way to Making Its Goal

Change.org has been host to some pretty questionable petitions, such as "let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophugus" a few months back, when a really old Egyptian Sarcophagus was exhumed. (It got over 34,000 signatures!) Anyway we're not sure if selling Montana to Canada would solve the debt crisis, but it sure is a neat idea. Here's what people, even some self-proclaimed citizens of Montana, had to say.

people petitioning to sell montana to canada
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Canadian Guy's Story About Answering Random Payphone Will Surprise You With Optimism For Humanity

The following takes place in Bloordale, which is a neighborhood in Toronto. It simply does NOT get more Canadian than this. There's a warm feeling in my heart after following this Twitter thread, and there's a strong chance it's good feels. What is this. Lesson learned: Don't underestimate the overwhelming kindness of Canadian strangers!

heartwarming wholesome optimistic story
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