This gem of a thread from Tumblr uses various cultural stereotypes to imagine hilariously accurate recipes. The American one might've missed the mark a little bit cause they forgot the spice packet.
The genuine relief-induced laughter as he's looking around at the end is some wholesome gold. Apparently this Canadian legend's name is Mike Ranta, and he's infamous for being a tremendous canoeist. Legend has it that he's paddled across Canada at least three times. Insane.
Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the first things that Non Canadians think of when considering Canada. Things like poutine, ice hockey, and the legal drinking age of 19 seem to be some of people's ideas of Canada. Oh, also, kindness, sweet wholesome kindness.
We're confident that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is not in fact the illegitimate son of the late Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro. What we do know for sure is that light conspiracy theories are fun. Here's Tumblr's goofy take on the minimal, but strangely compelling evidence. For more Tumblr, here are some hilarious and random Tumblr gems.
Revenge really is best served frozen. We love a good neighbor revenge story here, and this one is an absolute classic. Somewhere in the icy, frozen lands of Canada a dad reaches his limit for the amount of BS he will put up with from a rude, loud neighbor who simply refuses to get a clue. So, dad uses a frozen trash can to take his glorious revenge. The look on that neighbor's face when the cop reality checked him must've been priceless.
There are worse ways to let down your family, but damn, getting a simple question so confidently wrong has gotta sting. Especially when she gets mocked by the host. Given that it's Family Feud Canada, she probably feels real sorry right about now.
Everyone's felt like these raccoons at some point in their lives. It helps that they're all just so ridiculously cute.
Last year in Spruce Grove, Alberta, two suspects put up a fight the likes of which made for an absolutely riveting two and a half minutes of security footage. While the man amazingly (and stupidly) faces off with a police offer, the woman tries to find an alternate route out. Oh, and it's set to music too.
NEVER fall asleep around army people...Unless you want the rude awakening of a lifetime!
Change.org has been host to some pretty questionable petitions, such as "let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophugus" a few months back, when a really old Egyptian Sarcophagus was exhumed. (It got over 34,000 signatures!) Anyway we're not sure if selling Montana to Canada would solve the debt crisis, but it sure is a neat idea. Here's what people, even some self-proclaimed citizens of Montana, had to say.
The following takes place in Bloordale, which is a neighborhood in Toronto. It simply does NOT get more Canadian than this. There's a warm feeling in my heart after following this Twitter thread, and there's a strong chance it's good feels. What is this. Lesson learned: Don't underestimate the overwhelming kindness of Canadian strangers!