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Petition to Sell Montana to Canada Is Well on It's Way to Making Its Goal

Change.org has been host to some pretty questionable petitions, such as "let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophugus" a few months back, when a really old Egyptian Sarcophagus was exhumed. (It got over 34,000 signatures!) Anyway we're not sure if selling Montana to Canada would solve the debt crisis, but it sure is a neat idea. Here's what people, even some self-proclaimed citizens of Montana, had to say.

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Canadian Guy's Story About Answering Random Payphone Will Surprise You With Optimism For Humanity

The following takes place in Bloordale, which is a neighborhood in Toronto. It simply does NOT get more Canadian than this. There's a warm feeling in my heart after following this Twitter thread, and there's a strong chance it's good feels. What is this. Lesson learned: Don't underestimate the overwhelming kindness of Canadian strangers!

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Last month, employees at a cannabis dispensary in Canada were forced to fight off would-be robbers who assaulted them with bear spray. This employee grabbed the first thing he could find, which ended up being a formidable bong.  It looks like he was ready to smoke those intruders before they ran off. None of the employees were seriously injured.

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This Canadian Police Department's Tweets Are Instant Comedic Gold

Always a beautiful thing to see the authorities of the world not taking themselves too seriously; or this police department is entirely oblivious to how naturally ridiculous and hilarious their 'news update tweets' are. 

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Twitter's Trolling Canadians About Why They Do The Things They Do

For such nice people, the Canadians have a knack for getting mercilessly trolled. Maybe they're so nice and sorry all the time, they actually need to apologize for THAT at this point. Or they set themselves up for being the butt end of many 'a joke, all too easily, all the time. 

People are asking hilarious questions about why Canadians do the things they do.
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Twitter Makes TV Shows Canadian and We'd Actually Watch These

Twitter didn't disappoint. We'd watch the shit out of these shows, preferably with a fat platter of poutine within arm's reach. 

People on Twitter decide to make TV shows Canadian and these are hilarious.
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Canadian Nature Catastrophe Strikes: Oblivious Dude Gets Brutally Clocked By Sprinting Deer

Feast your eyes on the newest hire for the TSA. This freshly lit up, entirely wrecked dude who thankfully wasn't harmed (cause this is Canada after all) probably needed smelling salts to get back up after that thunderous clothesline. 

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Naturally, Larry Enticer became nothing short of internet famous overnight for his series of ridiculous stunt videos; and the fact that he's rocking an outfit/look that just screams blazing sex appeal. 

Sadly enough, it looks like Larry's chances of procreating might've come to a screeching halt after what looks like a ball-crushing fail of a stunt. 

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Atlas Obscura Asks the Internet Why Canadians Say 'Eh' and Quality Entertainment Ensues

Atlas Obscura really opened up Pandora's Box when they decided to dig into the origins of the iconic, stereotypical Canadian sound 'eh'...EH?

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Guy Gets Massive Tattoo of a Goose on His Ass. Delivering on an Internet Promise in the Most Epic Way Possible

Back in early December there was an epic meme war between two Canadian Universities.

It culminated in 'SseCn8jx', a student at one of the universities, posting that if his post got more than 2000 upvotes he would tattoo a goose on his ass.

After months of waiting here at memebase we finally have our

Beautiful. Cheeky. Delivery.

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