911

911 alarm emergency fire in case of fire fire alarm - 6930265344
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From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

911 allen troy brooks beer run cops police - 6491428352
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"Sir, stay calm! We have squad cars en route to Walmart to hook you up! Stay on the line!"

3 mile island 911 buffalo wings hot wings paramedics wings - 6472692992
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There's hot. Then there's a nuclear explosion. Then there's the paramedics? Oh yeah, makes total sense!

911 coincidence nickelback - 6121840640
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You know what else was released on 9/11/2001? Jay-Z's The Blueprint, They Might Be Giants' Mink Car, and the movie Donnie Darko.

But the internet hatred for Nickelback is so high that we can get away with posting this short fact anyway.

911 airplane hip hop lil wayne soulja boy twin towers world trade center - 6079719680
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Okay, so MAYBE it's inappropriate to make a joke about Soulja Boy being a holy soulja in a holy war against hip-hop.