80s

Well, either that or they all go to the WASP show together. Either way.

Just when you thought things couldn't get any better: Zebra-striped blazer. Shine on, you beautiful beast of the past.

Come to think of it, that shirt would look great for casual Fridays at the office...

It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

Otherwise I'd be deep in a nostalgia-coma right about now.

Old Stevie here definitely needs crazier hair to hang with the Flock of Seagulls crew. Luckily, he's just as crazy as the rest of the celebs!

Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.

Things that I never knew were punk but now know thanks to this ad:

-Huey Lewis and the News -THAT GLAM HAIR -Eurythmics -Californian surfer-dude idioms like "dude" and "man" -Karma Chameleon -My Sharona -THAT GLAM HAIR

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Keytar + hair + mustache = PURE SEX.

What? Are you saying that I may have false conceptions of an era I had zero participation in outside of other nostalgia-ridden perspectives from suspect sources? That's CRAZY TALK.

This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.