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Jesus, Bonnie, it is time to read a book. Open your mind....

Darn ninjas cutting big 'ol onions in here, man. 

"Does not bite but is mean as hell." We don't think this one's going to work out....

These parents are barely holding on. Let's face it, kids are like mini-adults with zero patience and a strong tendency toward eating dirt. 

Sometimes you distort someone's features to an impossible or freakish degree, sometimes you forget to erase a naked man in the background. All in a day's photoshoppin'.

It's true, you shouldn't expect people to speak perfect English everywhere in their world. That said these translations are light years away from perfect.

These people woke up thinking their day was gonna be totally fine, but sadly they were wrong. Life can strike at any moment.

It's the season for giving, and if you're a millennial, Twitter's suggesting that could entail credit card bills. Leave it to the internet to hone in on all the spicy stereotypes making up a generation, to troll the ever living sh*t out of millennials that much harder. 

I just need to understand what the thinking process was behind taking these pictures. The world didn't need this evil. 

There are no stupid questions. But there are absolutely ridiculous questions. These kids risked looking like complete idiots just so everyone else could know the truth. Hats off to these "fantastic" sex ed questions.

"Landowner Dennis" has a history of trying to shut down parties, not following through on basic maintenance, and is generally a total buzzkill. After multiple incompetent acts and a final threat, it's time for Dylan to throw down the gauntlet on his annoying and lazy landlord.

Florida Man. Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve.

Folks have speculated that there is something in the water down in Florida or perhaps some other variable that causes these crazy headlines, but one thing is for sure, Florida Man will keep on making crazy headline memes for the rest of the country, and world, to enjoy with puzzled looks.

These ALWAYS crack us up. Pretty envious of their shared affinity for leaving nothing short of 5-star entertainment value reviews on otherwise insignificant products. 

These signs were FAILed from their inception. 

Florida Man is the hero we never wanted, but maybe the one we deserve...

And Florida Man headlines have gotten so surreal, that there is even a Florida Man wiki page on Know Your Meme. 

I guarantee at least one of these 'starter packs' will hit you right where it hurts.