Just look at these kids. They know not that no matter what they do they will never escape the icy grip of Santa's hoary paws. They may cry and squirm, but there's nothing they can do to escape. Santa has taken them as his own, and for them we weep.
Or laugh. That too.
Look at all these amazing gifts that people are giving to Santa! Oh wait, nope, those are just more crying babies. Some day Santa, some day someone will appreciate you and all the hard work you put in to the holiday season. Until then, more tears.
I've got to hand it to these Sketchy Santas: They have an uncanny knack for turning the pain and misery of children into their own twisted form of amusement. This batch of Santas here just keeps the smiles going, no matter how bad things may look. Decide for yourself if that means they're sadists or if they're just being optimistic.
The holidays are a time for families to come together, to reminisce on the past, and to honor traditions of the past. It's a time for putting aside conflicts and loving one another. In this case, however, it's less love and more a mutual camaraderie in the face of a terrifying fat man in a suit. Check out these special siblings bonding over their Christmas woes!