Some people are just more delusional than we can ever fathom. Like this guy, for example. It's not a secret in this day and age that college tuition isn't even remotely affordable for most, but this guy went out of his way on Twitter to try to explain how he supposedly managed to pay his own way through his education.
Twitter users, however, dug up some of his old tweets, and let's just say that he wasn't being especially truthful...
The only thing that would make this morning after service better is if they had scrambled eggs and some Taco Bell in the car too.
Two weeks dead, but Rosie the Roach's body hadn't moved from the Anthropology building at Texas A&M University. A professor teaching in the hall documented and uploaded the growth of Rosie's shrine, and its ultimate end.
Good work Texas A&M Anthropology students.
College classes, which used to only cover old-fashioned concepts like math and Beyoncé, are finally getting with the times and taking on the subjects that really matter. No, not computer programming or military drone maintenance, we're talking about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Baltimore's University Of Baltimore—home of the Fightin' Poes—is now offering a class on Marvel's movies and their "important insights into modern culture." The class will apparently focus on the ways that movies like Guardians Of The Galaxy and The Avengers explore issues like "the nature of heroism," "our willingness to trade freedom for security," and, obviously, "the great responsibilities that come with wielding great power."
Were you (or are you) one of those college students that swore by cramming? Did you leave everything until the last minute and pray for extra credit? Professor David Red has some words for you. And they come in the form of popular memes. The St. Johns River State professor has taken to transforming everyone's favorite memes into some serious savage jokes about lazy students. While his meme masterpieces might trigger those of you who are still "studying hard," they're definitely pics that other teachers and graduates will relate to.
h/t Woke Sloth
