star wars

Her Instagram note reads: 

Thank you so much for that brilliant invite to your formal.Unfortunately I'm locked in an intense staring competition with Luke Skywalker, somewhere in the middle of the galaxy, so won't be able to make it! Let me know how it goes! 

And just to show you what she's missing out on, here's the video invitation:



I guess he'll just have to carry on "making lots of friends and gaining lots of knowledge" without her. 

"Darth Vader demolished the Jedi Order, despite his physical disabilities and assisted in the organization of the First Galactic Empire."

Asking for a friend, who is definitely not named Darth Vader.