pizza

We all wish this was real.

The math of why bigger pizzas are such a good deal is simple. A pizza is a circle, and the area of a circle increases with the square of the radius.

So, for example, a 16-inch pizza is actually four times as big as an 8-inch pizza.

And when you look at thousands of pizza prices from around the U.S., you see that you almost always get a much, much better deal when you buy a bigger pizza.

With all of these things, you too can have the most unintelligible essay ever written.

It's the tastiest equation there is.

It was only a matter of time really.