hunger games

Just remember that there's no hope for you and that you'll die a horrific and painful death.

Except the one in Forks. That will ever be required anywhere because no one can be that cruel.

There are Percy Jackson fans?

In Capitol City they don't mess around when it comes to bullying.

Really though, the Hunger Games would only kill so many kids per year, we need mass extermination here!

OK so maybe there is a bit of an excess of makeovers in a book that also features children murdering each other for sport. You can't blame 'em for trying to please everyone.

The gang's all here!

Effie Trinket would not be pleased by your lack of manners.