hunger games

Really though, the Hunger Games would only kill so many kids per year, we need mass extermination here!

Except the one in Forks. That will ever be required anywhere because no one can be that cruel.

OK so maybe there is a bit of an excess of makeovers in a book that also features children murdering each other for sport. You can't blame 'em for trying to please everyone.

There are Percy Jackson fans?

The gang's all here!

In Capitol City they don't mess around when it comes to bullying.

Effie Trinket would not be pleased by your lack of manners.

Just remember that there's no hope for you and that you'll die a horrific and painful death.