By LOLdogexpert (Via Nick Sagan)
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1925 - what were you doing on h'alloween 1925- i had tickets to a houdini show at the moulin rouge but missed it because i was on the titanic hanging out with the cast of downton abbey. #history
1944 - although i can't find a source for this, several well-respected war historians have told me that for hal'loween 1944, hitler dressed up as a sexy pumpkin
1955 - in 1955, dwight eisenhower was president of the united states
1974 - this was the only time in at least 1,000, years that hallowe'en, a full moon, and friday the 13th all coincided ON THE SAME DAY!!!
2020 - this is the biggest gap between halloween full moons (almost 46 years)
2039 - if you plan on trick-or-treating on this day in 25 years, watch out for werewolves and/or weremice (bats) because the full moon activates their powers
2058 - the full moon on 10/31/2058 will mark the start of armageddon which will conclude on november 5th of the same year
2077 - here is a good costume idea for 2077: a witch who is part robot
2096 - it is said that 'halloween 2096 may not happen because of global warming. it's up to you to do what's right for mother earth.
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As the worst Halloween in recent years comes to a close, it's safe to say that many of us are left bored and unsatisfied. Costume parties on Zoom feel weak and insufficient. Drinking themed cocktails isn't as fun when you're alone. These memes won't fill the orange and black void in our sad hearts, but they might just help to ease the pain a little. And that's all we can ask for.
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