graduation

There's really no better way to encapsulate the feeling of entering the adult world than stumble-walking for 26 seconds in impractical heels before toppling over unceremoniously. 

For maximum effect, listen to this while watching the video:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.

It's funny, because this is the day your fun dies!

Stephen Colbert delivers a commencement speech to the students of Wake Forest University in North Carolina and it's as funny as you might expect a graduation speech by Stephen Colbert to be.