K is for Knifeball!
Anyone who's had to work with their hands has likely witnessed, or even low-key partaken in some safety fails that would make OSHA faint. These highly questionable and unsafely done jobs probably shouldn't be considered a point of pride, but people keep doing them, usually out of convenience. Here's a story of an incompetent manager who fired their only OSHA certified forklift operator and had it backfire.
There's a lot in a name. Some stuff that should be taken more seriously like deep vein thrombosis or hurricane evacuation areas gets bogged down under a name more pleasant than it should be. Other things like particular food and games would sound less dangerous if the name was more accurate. Other stuff, particularly urinal cakes, could just use a much more fun update.
If your child feels compelled to dig things up and delicately dust them off, then they have a serious problem.
NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has captured an exoplanet's true color. HD 189733b has an azure color that's similar to Earth's, but there is no chance the planet holds life as it orbits extremely close to its host star.