biology 101

Who needs class when you have full use of O's, zeros, and 8's?

It gets especially good right around the time humans evolve into "fat" a la Wall.E.

We look frighteningly similar to rabbits and it scares me.

I never thought I'd say this, but I've never been more fascinated by plankton than I am right now.

Ryan Uhrich's animation tells two different tales of the beginning of the world in two different ways. First we have the creationists side of the story, told in scientific language. This is juxtaposed with the Big Bang and evolution told in Bible-speak and makes for some confusing (and amazing) imagery.

The very fact that you can't microwave fire ants is terrifying. Know that they're ALL OVER OUR TECHNOLOGY doesn't help this at all.

It may take millions of years, but we'll have our change dammit!

Dinosaurs got the shaft in every way, shape, and form.