wtf

Quickly put some duct tape over his mouth...that grin just makes me feel dirty.

All he needs is a shake weight.

Ma'am...you look delicious. Just let me have a little taste.

No offense dude, but those wings don't look like they can hold much.

Her expression is the same as mine.

He frightens easily, but let's hope there aren't more of him to return in greater numbers.