wtf

I must know the context of this. Someone give me a backstory. NOW.

Ok, seriously, did we not learn our lesson from New Kids?

Ok, what the hell, was the beauty mark really necessary? Looks more like a lump of coal on her cheek.

and I will lead you to a magical land, where you won't have a care and all your friends will be there. It's sort of like Cheers. Did you ever watch that? Such a good show.