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Just put on some pants before you file those reports.

I'm not sure what the :T stands for? Train? Time-travel? Tupperware Salesperson? Taco? Work: TACO!

My new secret paranoia every time I go through drive-thrus.

Is this a new company policy or something?

You think Mrs. Claus would at least understand business casual.

The service sector may be growing larger, but that doesn't mean it's getting any smarter.

I mean, nobody's getting a raise wearing that thing.