weird

Sorry gals, guys actually like it when you put some effort into your outfit...

Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!

Okay, fine, I'm paying attention now. What do you want?

Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.

I can understand the guns, but, Guitar Hero?

I mean, in the post-apocalyptic future where soda tabs are used as currency you're going to be able to buy a small nation with those things. Good work!