weird

Nothing is quite so elegant, so clean, so noble as a fashion pug.

UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.

You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!

For that matter, I'm sure you still have a few facial muscles that can move. Let's remedy that with more clips.

I don't know about you but I definitely wouldn't be hating on a guy wearing a shirt showing his belly.

"No new taxes MY BUTT," stomp "Operation Desert JERK," stomp "Dare to say no to THIS," stomp.

Sorry gals, guys actually like it when you put some effort into your outfit...

She's gotta be wearing at least 30 pounds of JUNK right now.

You shouldn't put the hair on the back of your legs.

Buy them before the are gone.