weird

Pay twice as much for half as much.

At least they recycle...

Hipster Kitty approved!

All the more power to them!

It's the first sign of the apocalypse. All the way!

In the far-flung future, our naughty-bits will be protected by poly-urethane bubbles!

The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply... Him!

Meeee-ooooh no get away from me!

Who comes up with these things?!

Sorry, I have to use this brand. The latex ones give me a rash!

Yep, you too can own a pair of underwear designed in the fashion of your... ummm... carpet. Get them while they're hot!