weave

Cash Rules Every Hair Around Me, C.R.E.H.A.M. Represent.

She steals from the old and gives to those approaching puberty.

Breakfast-chic is just two steps ahead of your feeble attempts at fashion!

Let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves some snacks!

Don't worry, there's a spare hairpiece in the bag just in case these first two blow out. You can never be too careful!

The other little girls in class won't even know how to handle your style!

I mean, where am I going to put MY dozen hair pieces? How inconsiderate!

Elmo says: "This seat isn't really that comfortable."

I mean really, taken on its own this is a masterful work of weaving. Weave-ology. The high sensei of weave-do, if you will.

This hairdo isn't so much "Riot Grrrl" as it is "Riot HELL NAW Grrrl" Z-snaps.

This is pretty... twisted! Am I right?

The one and only hairstyle featured here that's made me hungry. Well played, lady.

Assuming I don't mistake the hair for cotton candy again. It's a recurring issue I have.