weave

Assuming I don't mistake the hair for cotton candy again. It's a recurring issue I have.

I mean, where am I going to put MY dozen hair pieces? How inconsiderate!

I can't really tell if that weave makes this situation worse or just awesome...

The other little girls in class won't even know how to handle your style!

You keep at it, and soon you'll be be winning awards like this all-star student here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yih8QUeoAJk&feature=player_detailpage

That is definitely the baddest hair style I've ever seen.

Elmo says: "This seat isn't really that comfortable."

Either that, or her stylist was using flint and kindling to make that coif.

She steals from the old and gives to those approaching puberty.

Breakfast-chic is just two steps ahead of your feeble attempts at fashion!

Let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves some snacks!

Cash Rules Every Hair Around Me, C.R.E.H.A.M. Represent.