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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

But they're not budging.

We've come a long way

If you're going to wear a Doors vinyl record on your ear, don't you think People Are Strange would be a more appropriate song?

He tries to compensate nowadays by being brash and yapping at the President, but he's crying inside over the loss of his full-bodied head of hair.

You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.

The guy in the yellow pants looks like Freddie Mercury.

Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.

You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!

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