You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!
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Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!
Oh, that retro sense of humor!
Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).
If you're going to wear a Doors vinyl record on your ear, don't you think People Are Strange would be a more appropriate song?
You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.
And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."
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