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But they're not budging.

You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!

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I mean, who wouldn't want to go into battle looking like one of these dapper gents?

He tries to compensate nowadays by being brash and yapping at the President, but he's crying inside over the loss of his full-bodied head of hair.

If you're going to wear a Doors vinyl record on your ear, don't you think People Are Strange would be a more appropriate song?

The guy in the yellow pants looks like Freddie Mercury.

We've come a long way

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And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."

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