vest

Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.

All of them. This vest is ridiculous.

I do not envy how many scorned Ewoks that guy is going to have to fight after he stole the fur of their young to make this thing.

Touted as "a vest with educational toys for babies that mothers and caregivers can wear anywhere without the toys falling to a dirty floor", you can back the Very Vest on Kickstarter, if you dare.

Who's Dressed the Best?

This creepy vest hugs you when you get a "like" on Facebook.

Even worse? It was created by a team of stupid smart people at MIT.