vest

One easy payment? I'm in.

I do not envy how many scorned Ewoks that guy is going to have to fight after he stole the fur of their young to make this thing.

While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

I mean, if your options are passing out from heat exhaustion during your Fourth of July barbecue and looking like a total goofball, I suppose I'll take the latter!

"Snuggles, SNUGGLES!...crap, has anyone seen my cat? Screw it, he'll find his own way home."

Who's Dressed the Best?

All of them. This vest is ridiculous.