vest

Who's Dressed the Best?

I do not envy how many scorned Ewoks that guy is going to have to fight after he stole the fur of their young to make this thing.

"Snuggles, SNUGGLES!...crap, has anyone seen my cat? Screw it, he'll find his own way home."

The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!

All of them. This vest is ridiculous.

I mean, if your options are passing out from heat exhaustion during your Fourth of July barbecue and looking like a total goofball, I suppose I'll take the latter!