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While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

I do not envy how many scorned Ewoks that guy is going to have to fight after he stole the fur of their young to make this thing.

Who's Dressed the Best?

Touted as "a vest with educational toys for babies that mothers and caregivers can wear anywhere without the toys falling to a dirty floor", you can back the Very Vest on Kickstarter, if you dare.

The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!

I mean, if your options are passing out from heat exhaustion during your Fourth of July barbecue and looking like a total goofball, I suppose I'll take the latter!