Or your sex appeal.
Any minute now a "Flashdance"-themed flashmob is going to start, and bystanders will be like "whoa, I didn't see that coming."
All he needs is a shake weight.
Oooooh, sounds kinky.
You have to remember, this is back when chest hair was acceptable.
They're telling her to put on some pants.
MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Oww! Seriously, OW! You're hurting me.
