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They're telling her to put on some pants.

Any minute now a "Flashdance"-themed flashmob is going to start, and bystanders will be like "whoa, I didn't see that coming."

MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Oww! Seriously, OW! You're hurting me.

Or your sex appeal.

All he needs is a shake weight.

You have to remember, this is back when chest hair was acceptable.

Oooooh, sounds kinky.