uggs

As if the chumps making Ugg boots needed more coke-induced fashion decisions, now you can get your fur boots in disco ball-style!

Over one million euros' (about $1.36 million) worth of counterfeit Uggs- enough to fill a few trucks- were found in a warehouse in Ireland.

JEEZUS DUDE WHY WOULD YOU? You were SO close to being awesome until you were like "durr hurr I'm going to pamper my feet with ugly overpriced boots today."

This would be the only rational explanation, still, have the decency to resist the urge to stop for coffee.

I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.