true facts

Which is it, novelty t-shirt? I can't understand you when you're being purposefully contradictory like this!

Don't worry though, you still have fewer problems going on than the guy in the psychedelic animal print to your left.

I mean, I'm going to need a Zanax just to cope with thinking about what this shirt is talking about.

Not shown: American Apparel - $35 (and you feel a little gross for wearing it).

I was sort of happy with "Philip," but you've got a good point there.

Yeah man, I hate that stuff almost as much as poorly-colored text in a captioned image.

From the department of Poorly Dressed studies.

And you thought rigor mortis was bad before...

No attempts at humor here, just the truth. Let that one sit with you for a second.

No remorse, no regrets, only bonnets and sunflowers.

Don't hide your affection men, we understand. Say it loud!