true facts

I mean, I'm going to need a Zanax just to cope with thinking about what this shirt is talking about.

Once you're done weeping into your bowl of sad-soup, go check out some more Emo kids!

No remorse, no regrets, only bonnets and sunflowers.

And you thought rigor mortis was bad before...

From the department of Poorly Dressed studies.

Don't hide your affection men, we understand. Say it loud!

No attempts at humor here, just the truth. Let that one sit with you for a second.

I'm pretty sure Larry David is just talking about every single person here.

DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.

Yeah man, I hate that stuff almost as much as poorly-colored text in a captioned image.