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I mean, I'm going to need a Zanax just to cope with thinking about what this shirt is talking about.

Which is it, novelty t-shirt? I can't understand you when you're being purposefully contradictory like this!

No remorse, no regrets, only bonnets and sunflowers.

Yeah man, I hate that stuff almost as much as poorly-colored text in a captioned image.

Stick this store display right where the sun don't shine!

Don't worry though, you still have fewer problems going on than the guy in the psychedelic animal print to your left.

I was sort of happy with "Philip," but you've got a good point there.

And you thought rigor mortis was bad before...

Don't hide your affection men, we understand. Say it loud!