tights

Not sure what style of dressing this is.

Any minute now a "Flashdance"-themed flashmob is going to start, and bystanders will be like "whoa, I didn't see that coming."

She seriously thought this was work wear.

Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?

It's okay, go on without me, I can camp out on this kneecap here.

Are those... zebra stripes?