Are those... zebra stripes?
She seriously thought this was work wear.
It's okay, go on without me, I can camp out on this kneecap here.
Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?
Any minute now a "Flashdance"-themed flashmob is going to start, and bystanders will be like "whoa, I didn't see that coming."
Some people shouldn't be alowed to leave their houses.
