tights

Some people shouldn't be alowed to leave their houses.

Not sure what style of dressing this is.

Any minute now a "Flashdance"-themed flashmob is going to start, and bystanders will be like "whoa, I didn't see that coming."

It's okay, go on without me, I can camp out on this kneecap here.

Are those... zebra stripes?

She seriously thought this was work wear.