tights

Any minute now a "Flashdance"-themed flashmob is going to start, and bystanders will be like "whoa, I didn't see that coming."

Some people shouldn't be alowed to leave their houses.

Not sure what style of dressing this is.

She seriously thought this was work wear.

Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?

It's okay, go on without me, I can camp out on this kneecap here.