tie

Finally, I've been waiting to get this tie for ages. All of the other versions I saw either didn't have hot sauce or didn't use retro computers.

Heck, why not just make a tie-shaped hole in the center of your shirt?

Angus would be proud.

Awwww. I'd listen to this guy lecture all day long. Especially if the lecture's about balls of string and anchovies.

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.

It's official. The Internet has ruined tentacles. In any other context I might think "oh, what an interesting tie," but right now I can't. Even the guy who's wearing it looks a little afraid. Curse you, Internet!