tie

Awwww. I'd listen to this guy lecture all day long. Especially if the lecture's about balls of string and anchovies.

Don't worry, he'll grow into them.

Heck, why not just make a tie-shaped hole in the center of your shirt?

Language is a little not-safe-for-work.

It's official. The Internet has ruined tentacles. In any other context I might think "oh, what an interesting tie," but right now I can't. Even the guy who's wearing it looks a little afraid. Curse you, Internet!