tie

Finally, I've been waiting to get this tie for ages. All of the other versions I saw either didn't have hot sauce or didn't use retro computers.

Angus would be proud.

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.

It's official. The Internet has ruined tentacles. In any other context I might think "oh, what an interesting tie," but right now I can't. Even the guy who's wearing it looks a little afraid. Curse you, Internet!

Heck, why not just make a tie-shaped hole in the center of your shirt?

I mean, nobody's getting a raise wearing that thing.