tie

Heck, why not just make a tie-shaped hole in the center of your shirt?

Don't worry, he'll grow into them.

It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.

Language is a little not-safe-for-work.

Finally, I've been waiting to get this tie for ages. All of the other versions I saw either didn't have hot sauce or didn't use retro computers.