Via queefmastuh
Heck, why not just make a tie-shaped hole in the center of your shirt?
It's official. The Internet has ruined tentacles. In any other context I might think "oh, what an interesting tie," but right now I can't. Even the guy who's wearing it looks a little afraid. Curse you, Internet!
It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.