testingzone

Wearing clothing from the garbage so the homeless don't have to.

You see what you're doing with your long hair, Beyonce? You're making your poor fans who want to capture your full image wear shirts like these. Be considerate. Cut your hair short or at least get some Princess Leia-style buns.

Penetration into ground forces' rearward flank is imminent.

It takes work.

But we'll take him. This stuff can stand up to anything the kids are listening to now anyway.

He tries to compensate nowadays by being brash and yapping at the President, but he's crying inside over the loss of his full-bodied head of hair.

Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.

His "nether regions" had already fallen victim to the carnivorous frizz.

She steals from the old and gives to those approaching puberty.

That's about as mildly provocative and lukewarm as your first single and every single since.