...and now i'm a stingray!
She steals from the old and gives to those approaching puberty.
Careful, Lenny Kravitz, you're about 30 years away from being steampunk. Once that label gets stuck to you, there are no pliers strong enough to tear it off.
Chris Brown. BET Awards. Thanks, 80s!
His "nether regions" had already fallen victim to the carnivorous frizz.
Hiss, he did it again.
Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.
But we'll take him. This stuff can stand up to anything the kids are listening to now anyway.
Plus, the bulge from a wine bottle just doesn't look natural.
That's about as mildly provocative and lukewarm as your first single and every single since.