By Unknown
Careful, Lenny Kravitz, you're about 30 years away from being steampunk. Once that label gets stuck to you, there are no pliers strong enough to tear it off.
testingzone
By Unknown
She steals from the old and gives to those approaching puberty.
By Unknown
Plus, the bulge from a wine bottle just doesn't look natural.
By powerpooch
He tries to compensate nowadays by being brash and yapping at the President, but he's crying inside over the loss of his full-bodied head of hair.
But we'll take him. This stuff can stand up to anything the kids are listening to now anyway.
By Maryn
His "nether regions" had already fallen victim to the carnivorous frizz.
