testingzone

Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.

It takes work.

You see what you're doing with your long hair, Beyonce? You're making your poor fans who want to capture your full image wear shirts like these. Be considerate. Cut your hair short or at least get some Princess Leia-style buns.

Chris Brown. BET Awards. Thanks, 80s!

Careful, Lenny Kravitz, you're about 30 years away from being steampunk. Once that label gets stuck to you, there are no pliers strong enough to tear it off.

Wearing clothing from the garbage so the homeless don't have to.

Pussies love all the rats.

Plus, the bulge from a wine bottle just doesn't look natural.