television

Or is that a woman? I don't know what they say about women with huge bow ties.

Oh Workaholics...

...who decided to wear the same outfit. Also, who on earth looks like "Brangelina?" Fraternal Siamese twins?

That's how they getcha.

It's just the same stone-faced schoolgirl no matter how hard I press the clicker...

The things they put on television...

Either that, or it's OBVIOUS you've been having trouble sharing your food again.