television

The things they put on television...

That's how they getcha.

Either that, or it's OBVIOUS you've been having trouble sharing your food again.

Or is that a woman? I don't know what they say about women with huge bow ties.

...who decided to wear the same outfit. Also, who on earth looks like "Brangelina?" Fraternal Siamese twins?

Oh Workaholics...

It's just the same stone-faced schoolgirl no matter how hard I press the clicker...