tattoos

Both your outfit and your position on the bus are a major safety hazard. For shame!

This guy probably looks like Goofy when he takes those things out.

...but what if you forget your wallet?

All those different styles - U.S.A. flag shorts, leprechaun beard, and juggalo tattoos - and he still hasn't thought to wear a bra.

Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

I can't wait for you to meet my parents!