tattoos

Please line up single file, ladies!

This guy probably looks like Goofy when he takes those things out.

The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

This is not Dennis Rodman, but the concept is the same here. Quit wasting money on weird things.

Though on second thought...

Both your outfit and your position on the bus are a major safety hazard. For shame!

...but what if you forget your wallet?

All those different styles - U.S.A. flag shorts, leprechaun beard, and juggalo tattoos - and he still hasn't thought to wear a bra.