tattoos

This guy probably looks like Goofy when he takes those things out.

I can't wait for you to meet my parents!

No pain, no gain.

All those different styles - U.S.A. flag shorts, leprechaun beard, and juggalo tattoos - and he still hasn't thought to wear a bra.

Though on second thought...

Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

...but what if you forget your wallet?