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Please line up single file, ladies!

No pain, no gain.

Though on second thought...

I can't wait for you to meet my parents!

All those different styles - U.S.A. flag shorts, leprechaun beard, and juggalo tattoos - and he still hasn't thought to wear a bra.

This is not Dennis Rodman, but the concept is the same here. Quit wasting money on weird things.

Both your outfit and your position on the bus are a major safety hazard. For shame!

...but what if you forget your wallet?

This guy probably looks like Goofy when he takes those things out.

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Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.