tattoos

...but what if you forget your wallet?

The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

I can't wait for you to meet my parents!

Both your outfit and your position on the bus are a major safety hazard. For shame!

Please line up single file, ladies!

This is not Dennis Rodman, but the concept is the same here. Quit wasting money on weird things.