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...but what if you forget your wallet?

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All those different styles - U.S.A. flag shorts, leprechaun beard, and juggalo tattoos - and he still hasn't thought to wear a bra.

This guy probably looks like Goofy when he takes those things out.

No pain, no gain.

The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

Though on second thought...

Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

I can't wait for you to meet my parents!

Please line up single file, ladies!

This is not Dennis Rodman, but the concept is the same here. Quit wasting money on weird things.