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This wouldn't be half bad if he wasn't wearing running shoes. GET INTO CHARACTER DAMMIT!

But you still have a hole in your tongue.

You're totally ready for your D&D game now!

Cast this man in the remake, stat.

Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!

The casting for the second 300 movie is horrible.

That duck tape tube top looks a little restricting.

It's dangerous to go alone.....so don't go at all.

I wonder if her tattoo is Chinese for "Beastmaster"...

I'm sure it was originally meant to cover his hair but probably spiraled out of control from there.