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But you still have a hole in your tongue.

I wonder if her tattoo is Chinese for "Beastmaster"...

The casting for the second 300 movie is horrible.

Cast this man in the remake, stat.

You're totally ready for your D&D game now!

I'm sure it was originally meant to cover his hair but probably spiraled out of control from there.

Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!

It's dangerous to go alone.....so don't go at all.

This wouldn't be half bad if he wasn't wearing running shoes. GET INTO CHARACTER DAMMIT!

That duck tape tube top looks a little restricting.