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Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!

You're totally ready for your D&D game now!

This wouldn't be half bad if he wasn't wearing running shoes. GET INTO CHARACTER DAMMIT!

It's dangerous to go alone.....so don't go at all.

The casting for the second 300 movie is horrible.

I'm sure it was originally meant to cover his hair but probably spiraled out of control from there.

I wonder if her tattoo is Chinese for "Beastmaster"...

That duck tape tube top looks a little restricting.

Cast this man in the remake, stat.

But you still have a hole in your tongue.