swimsuit

What I don't get is, "why don't her sandals match the rest of the ensemble?"

I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

I think to get proper use out of that swim suit you have to run all the way to that lake. Right now, please.

Some language is slightly less than safe for work. Then again, if it's okay for you to watch a video full of guys in Speedos at your office, you're probably fine.

Nice design, but is the placement of the shark intentional? And why can't I stop thinking of vagina dentata?

I mean, other pants will stay dry in the flood, but only the inflatable pants will keep you afloat!

Somewhere, Pedobear is rubbing his filthy little paws together with pure glee.

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.