swimsuit

It's RUINED you crazy kids and that little dog have spoiled EVERYTHING

Some language is slightly less than safe for work. Then again, if it's okay for you to watch a video full of guys in Speedos at your office, you're probably fine.

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

So the suit is actually from the clothing line Filles à Papa, but feel free to use alternative interpretations.

Nice design, but is the placement of the shark intentional? And why can't I stop thinking of vagina dentata?

I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.