swimsuit

I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

Somewhere, Pedobear is rubbing his filthy little paws together with pure glee.

I know what y'all is about. I don't listen to none of y'all. Haytas gunna hayte.

This swimsuit is from the upcoming Garfield line from Lazy Oaf. Would you wear a giant cartoon cat face splashed across your front? (h/t Cool Hunting.)

It's RUINED you crazy kids and that little dog have spoiled EVERYTHING

Here it is in swimsuit form.

Some language is slightly less than safe for work. Then again, if it's okay for you to watch a video full of guys in Speedos at your office, you're probably fine.

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.