swimsuit

Some language is slightly less than safe for work. Then again, if it's okay for you to watch a video full of guys in Speedos at your office, you're probably fine.

Somewhere, Pedobear is rubbing his filthy little paws together with pure glee.

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

It's RUINED you crazy kids and that little dog have spoiled EVERYTHING

One too many Hipster Ariel jokes and here we are!

So the suit is actually from the clothing line Filles à Papa, but feel free to use alternative interpretations.

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

I mean, other pants will stay dry in the flood, but only the inflatable pants will keep you afloat!