swimsuit

What I don't get is, "why don't her sandals match the rest of the ensemble?"

This swimsuit is from the upcoming Garfield line from Lazy Oaf. Would you wear a giant cartoon cat face splashed across your front? (h/t Cool Hunting.)

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

Busted!