swimsuit

I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

Some language is slightly less than safe for work. Then again, if it's okay for you to watch a video full of guys in Speedos at your office, you're probably fine.

What I don't get is, "why don't her sandals match the rest of the ensemble?"

It's RUINED you crazy kids and that little dog have spoiled EVERYTHING

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

So the suit is actually from the clothing line Filles à Papa, but feel free to use alternative interpretations.

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.