sweatpants

Don't wear these outside, or anywhere.

In this case I don't think the chicken or the egg came first.

Reason #1 why you should avoid sweatpants in public.

ZOMG DRESS SWEATPANTS

THEY JUST STARTED MAKING THESE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

THE BARRIER BETWEEN CASUAL AND CLASSY HAS BEEN BROKEN; THE TWO ARE NO LONGER MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE

I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS PUMPED SINCE THE SUIT PAJAMAS

But it's okay, you brave little boy. Many who are just like you have led happy lives and found rewarding jobs that are perfect for those who are mostly legs.

All while allowing a refreshing breeze to comfort you in your sleep.

That TOTALLY looks like something!

But no, seriously, thanks for the heads up on the "no longer caring about how I look" thing. We appreciate it.

Get yours here.