sweatpants

That TOTALLY looks like something!

But it's okay, you brave little boy. Many who are just like you have led happy lives and found rewarding jobs that are perfect for those who are mostly legs.

From the department of Poorly Dressed studies.

I get it, sometimes you need to save a penny or two and buy smaller pants from the children's section. Next time, just get some underwear to cover that junk up.

Get yours here.

ZOMG DRESS SWEATPANTS

THEY JUST STARTED MAKING THESE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

THE BARRIER BETWEEN CASUAL AND CLASSY HAS BEEN BROKEN; THE TWO ARE NO LONGER MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE

I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS PUMPED SINCE THE SUIT PAJAMAS

All while allowing a refreshing breeze to comfort you in your sleep.