sweater

You never know who will turn out to be who

While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

Have a heart, share some of your chest fleece with the poor woman sitting next to you.

The rules are simple: Only one ridiculous and terrible looking pattern, otherwise we boot you from the establishment.

Hmmm, checking out nude male paintings at an art gallery? Maybe I should edit the last word in the title.