sweater

Have a heart, share some of your chest fleece with the poor woman sitting next to you.

You never know who will turn out to be who

Clever sleeve design, if I should say so myself.

I mean, who doesn't enjoy a good tropical snack?

While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

An actual shirt that is actually for sale... for $284. Chimp bait is more expensive than I thought.