summer

Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.

One too many Hipster Ariel jokes and here we are!

In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

I mean, if your options are passing out from heat exhaustion during your Fourth of July barbecue and looking like a total goofball, I suppose I'll take the latter!