stuffed animals

The tea party was going splendidly, until Mr. Snuggles asked Clarissa why she was drinking imaginary tea with anthropomorphized inanimate objects. Clarissa started to say "I'm not drin..." before stopping, blinking vacantly, then lowering her head onto her hand. A few awkward minutes passed. Mr. Snuggles was never invited to a tea party again.

It's Celine Dion. No, seriously. I guess this is her attempt at relevancy by going all Ke$ha on us.

And the bracelets are laced with LSD.

She's gotta be wearing at least 30 pounds of JUNK right now.