speedo

Partner, that is the most fabulous speedo I've seen on a man in this entire music festival. Just saying.

You got troubles (what) you blowing bubbles (what).

Jesus died for your bling.

The casting for the second 300 movie is horrible.

I can understand the guns, but, Guitar Hero?

Some language is slightly less than safe for work. Then again, if it's okay for you to watch a video full of guys in Speedos at your office, you're probably fine.

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!