speedo

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

I can understand the guns, but, Guitar Hero?

The casting for the second 300 movie is horrible.

Jesus died for your bling.

You got troubles (what) you blowing bubbles (what).

Partner, that is the most fabulous speedo I've seen on a man in this entire music festival. Just saying.

Some language is slightly less than safe for work. Then again, if it's okay for you to watch a video full of guys in Speedos at your office, you're probably fine.