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Just remember: Comfortable and stylish athletic shoes are the gateway to DRUGS AND VIOLENCE.

I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.

More workplace-inappropriate attire at Monday Through Friday!

Whatever she's selling... sign me up!

No attempts at humor here, just the truth. Let that one sit with you for a second.