shorts

You can now do squats in your jeans!

It was either really hot or she had absolutely NO pants left. There is no way you just forget about something like that.

(the offending picture...)

These shorts have been spotted.

That guy. Too much.

They're invaluable in helping guide your keester and making, ahem, in-flight repairs.

It's called a "concealed" weapon for a reason...

Well hey, if people are going to look at your rear-end all day, you may as well get some soulless cats to stare back, right?