shorts

Especially when they're staring at you from someone else's ass region?

Can be adjusted for a smaller size!

In terms of shorts hierarchy it only makes sense: cargo shorts, jean shorts, then running shorts and/or basketball shorts.

Well hey, if people are going to look at your rear-end all day, you may as well get some soulless cats to stare back, right?

They pair perfectly with this top.

"What do you want lady? I'm just expressing myself. You don't like it, well guess what? Now you can't touch my boobs."