shorts

They pair perfectly with this top.

They're invaluable in helping guide your keester and making, ahem, in-flight repairs.

Especially when they're staring at you from someone else's ass region?

In the nether realm between life and death, both ill-fitting jeans and ill-suited cutoffs live simultaneously. Indeed, a terrifying domain.

It's called a "concealed" weapon for a reason...

Get yours here.

Well hey, if people are going to look at your rear-end all day, you may as well get some soulless cats to stare back, right?

These shorts have been spotted.

"What do you want lady? I'm just expressing myself. You don't like it, well guess what? Now you can't touch my boobs."

Hipster Kitty approved!