shorts

It's like she put on a pair of shorts and then thought, "Wait, did I put on shorts? I better put on a skirt, too, just in case."

Especially when they're staring at you from someone else's ass region?

First words, now holes? Soon we'll just do away with buttcovers completely.

It was either really hot or she had absolutely NO pants left. There is no way you just forget about something like that.

You can now do squats in your jeans!