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While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.

I mean, milk and eggs aren't going to buy themselves.

Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!

That guy. Too much.