short shorts

Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!

Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.

While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

More pertinent: Does being a "COOG" have any connection to keeping your midriff exposed?