shiny

Alright, so, your head is nearly shaved to begin with, but you want it to look even MORE like a bowling ball? Be my guest, bro.

The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

I mean, we all gotta pay the bills somehow right? There are disco balls out there that need work!

Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!

I mean, "Space-Disco" hasn't been an acceptable fashion style for at least 15 years...